Man, things got dark. And fast.
a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all
can it end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they break apart and look at each other in awe before going “Ugh yeah that was awful lets never do that again” THE END
I can think of a thousand uses for these!
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
This created my personal headcanon that Steve is awkward as fuck with babies and holding one makes him ridiculously uncomfortable. it’s like, “It’s so tiny what do I do with it? Don’t crush it, don’t crush it, don’t crush. Oh God, it’s crying, what did I do? I must’ve done something. I broke it. My patriotism does nothing. Do I sing to it? Do I recite the Bill of Rights? I don’t even think I know the entire Bill of Rights. Wow, today is horrible.”